“He wis so much ae a hun that he cried his dug ‘Ibrox’ which wis a bit uv a riddie fur um cos it niver won an’ he widnae run it at Carntyne cos ae says it wis a tim track”
Greyhounds are just dogs really only they look weird, all skinny and tall and a bit stupid looking, but they run fast, which is a good thing really in the dog world. If you look that glaikit it’s as well you can run fast. I mean, they’re that stupid that they’ll run after an electric rabbit time and time again without ever suspecting it’s a ruse (or maybe they do and just do it for the treats and the claps. Maybe, in fact, they think their owners a bit dim for getting all excited at dogs chasing a rabbit doll on a pole).
“In fact, he wis that much ae a hun that he beat his girlfriend up for praying for him in a chapel”
“A chapel?”
“Aye, a Catholic church. She goat it intae hur heid that he hid cancer and telt him he prayed for um and he belted her”
“Whit did he dae wi the duff greyhound?”
“Forced to keep it even though it couldnae run fur toffee. Changed its name tae ‘Shitey’”
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